They say “Everything happens for a reason” but I NEED to know what this guy did for this to happen. I need to see the Vegas odds on being picked out of a crowd of 30,000 and being grinded on by Rihanna when purchasing a ticket to a Rihanna concert. But on the real, I have to question this guy’s sexuality; first, you can see he knows every word to this song, so you know he jams out to it in his car all the time, and most importantly, two, look at the picture above; Rihanna is on top of this dude and puts his hand on her breasts like he’s Chris Brown in a limo and somehow he has NO signs of a boner? All I am saying is, if this happened to me, I would first be thinking holy shit, I hope I don’t get STDs from Chris Brown (even though that would be a cool story I guess?) but secondly, I can guarantee you I would have the worlds biggest raging boner. Fact.