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New York Asshole Carves Stanley Cup Into Dead Tree | Swag Sold Separately
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New York Asshole Carves Stanley Cup Into Dead Tree


Meet Doug Harbison of Eggertsville, NY; Harbinson sculpted the life size stanley cup into a dead tree in his yard to show his love for his favorite hockey team, the Buffalo Sabers. My roommate Eddie who couldn’t give a shit about this blog is going to have a half chub that I am mentioning the Sabers in my blog. But back to Dougie here. Cool Doug, you like the Sabers so you created a life size Stanley Cup… That makes complete sense considering the Sabers have NEVER WON THE FUCKING STANLEY CUP. Hey Doug, why don’t you carve something relevant like the Saber logo? Also, what is up with his shirt? Is that some secret Buffalo Sabers Biker Gang T shirt or something? I don’t know but Doug may or may not live in a mental facility, would they make that public in the article? I can see it now, all the counselors drinking their Zhenka 100 Proof on the rocks talking “Ohhh look, there’s Doug out on the lawn carving that trophy that his team as never won in his weird skull Sabers T shirt again.” I wonder if he is a Bills fan and working on that trophy next? If I was Doug I would just move to New England and it would make perfectly good sense to carve all four trophies in trees…

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  1. Sabres Fan

    August 3, 2011 at 2:37 pm

    First off, learn how to spell “SABRES” – you fuck tard! Second, why is it that you feel the need to trash someone who wants to put that in their yard? Third, if you knew anything, you would know that the shirt he is wearing is the Grateful Dead symbol… Really, a biker gang sabre shirt?? Really you tool. Honestly, get out of your parents basement, grow a pair and learn that trashing someone from a keyboard is such a bitch move… Yes, you are right the sabres have not one the cup yet, but that is not what this is all about – it has to do with the love of hockey… Kind of like your love for your right hand and moisturizer.
    Best of luck to ya

  2. Sir_Swag

    August 3, 2011 at 3:43 pm

    Sorry my parents basement doesn’t charge me any rents and my moisturizer doesn’t care how long I last. But if you are really concerned, check out my Lake George post. Maybe next time I am in NY we can hang

  3. jesse neubauer

    August 13, 2011 at 11:30 pm

    I’ll kick your ass right now ya fuck hole retard. ‘Saber’.. you idiot..and you don’t know the grateful dead? Ya douche!

  4. Carolyn

    August 14, 2011 at 12:52 am

    OK Sir-Swag (1’st you wish) You sound like your not a Hockey Fan. My husband is a “HOCKEY FAN” anyone who knows him, will tell you that. As to the new art work in our yard,it took years of a AWSOME IDEA before we were able to have it done. It was the greatest idea. Who doesn’t LOVE HOCKEY ? Who doesn’t LOVE THE STANLEY CUP ? This is a Hockey Town. OK you sound young,and maybe just having some fun, but to 1. call Doug by any other name is Dumb. Any other comment I hope were all in good fun, BUT to insult people (Doug)when refering to life in a mental facility was bull shit & U know it. The suburb we life in is BEAUTIFUL with ALOT of Hockey Fans we all Love “THE CUP” . We UNDERSTAND YOU ARE NOT A ” HOCKEY FAN “. If Your Boyfriend doesn’t give a shit go HELP him with his limp dick. Grow Up.

  5. Sean Patrick

    August 14, 2011 at 12:38 pm

    Well you did what you intended to do… You pissed off an entire city with you dim witted post… Hey you want to put people on blast, hope you can take it as well.. I checked out your post on “Lake George” – Really??? You think you are a pimp because you paid some $20 hoes to take pictures with you.. Honestly, yeah the girls were good looking, but sorry to say, you had the biggest boobs out of the 3.. Honestly, did you eat paint chips as a kid? I could go on and on making fun of you and yes it would be funny as hell, but I am not one to hide behind a computer and rip on people… I hope one day I can see you face to face and honestly if I do, I really do hope you have a good dentist.. You want to call out the ones I love and rip on them, honestly bro, I will fucking hurt you!! But it is what it is and you sit in your desk and make fun of others.. You are a fucking piece of shit and I hope one day you get what you deserve!!! & I hope I am the one to do it!
    Just know what you have done!

  6. Sir_Swag

    August 14, 2011 at 2:12 pm

    Sabres Fan,

    Thanks for correcting my spelling, but next time you’re referring to how the sabres haven’t ONE a cup yet, use won. :)

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